Important Things

Contest is over guys. I won. Thanks for the help. Now,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:23:59 -0600

Contest is over guys. I won. Thanks for the help. Now, let’s get back to pictures of babes, right?

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:42:47 -0600

Delicate like my pride. Am I right or am I right?

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:00:02 -0600

Delicate like my pride. Am I right or am I right?

You know what else matters? Me and my skills.

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:15 -0600

You know what else matters? Me and my skills.

They sure do, John Cusack, they sure do.

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:53:06 -0600

They sure do, John Cusack, they sure do.

Hail hale.click share

Mon, 13 May 2013 23:26:26 -0600

Hail hale.click share: wakeupmike: Trevor hale Be like Mike and make with the click.

Yeah, pretty much how I roll.

Sat, 11 May 2013 19:17:59 -0600

Yeah, pretty much how I roll.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 00:43:06 -0600

It’s Saul Bass’ birthday, guys. Celebrate by...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:26:51 -0600

It’s Saul Bass’ birthday, guys. Celebrate by creating something awesome.

Rob Gordon is my spirit animal. Let me tell you about it.

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:26:00 -0600

Rob Gordon is my spirit animal. Let me tell you about it.

xdeadasfuckx: Ray Harryhausen is Dead As Fuck (June 29, 1920 -...

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:17:39 -0600

xdeadasfuckx:

Ray Harryhausen is Dead As Fuck

(June 29, 1920 - May 7, 2013)

Even if you don’t know who Ray Harryhausen is, you know who Ray Harryhausen is.

Do you remember all those Greek Mythology movies you had to watch in elementary, junior high and high school?

You know, the ones with the archaic stop-motion that you found to be almost comical? The one you probably most remember is JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS because when the skeleton army came out, it just looked ridiculous and you couldn’t help but laugh.

But what you didn’t realize was that movie was made in 1963 before they had anything that resembled a special effects department. Harryhausen was a master of stop-motion animation, was incredibly inventive and did amazing things with very limited resources. His vision and work influenced just about every single filmmaker working today.

Well, the good ones anyway.

Michael Bay probably doesn’t care for Ray Harryhausen because stop-motion doesn’t involve beautiful women that can’t act for shit but look fantastic from low angles with great lighting and unnecessary explosions that the characters can walk away from. Give him enough cocaine and he’ll probably have a few things to say about him, but none of it will make much sense.

But anyway.

Numerous filmmakers have included tributes to him in their work, with the most notable probably being the undead army that Ash must battle in ARMY OF DARKNESS.

He was a brilliant man and a great filmmaker and artist. The only problem was that he “was born in the wrong decade” as most idiot girls on Tumblr like to say. I can only imagine what kind of work he would have done had he actually had access to some of the more cutting edge effects as he was learning.

He died this morning because he was old. And unfortunately, when you get old you die. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but if you didn’t realize that already, then you probably don’t have a shot in hell of making it to 92 like Ray did.

Psh. My titles are waaaay more clever. (that mean pretty much...

Mon, 06 May 2013 19:02:00 -0600

Psh. My titles are waaaay more clever.

(that mean pretty much the same thing, but…)

xdeadasfuckx: Jeff Hanneman is Dead As Fuck (January 31, 1964 -...

Sat, 04 May 2013 00:11:41 -0600

xdeadasfuckx:

Jeff Hanneman is Dead As Fuck

(January 31, 1964 - May 2, 2013)

Jeff Hanneman was the founding guitarist for the metal band Slayer. He died this week from complications stemming from one of the most metal diseases that he contacted in the absolute least metal way.

Hanneman hadn’t played with Slayer since 2011, when he was forced to take a leave of absence to deal with an Epidemic of necrotising fasciitis - a flesh eating bacterial disease.

You know how he got it? He was bit by a spider while lounging in the hot tub. He nearly lost his arm because he didn’t seek immediate attention and when he finally did, he had to be placed in a medically induced coma to recover. Hanneman has been out of the spotlight ever since.

He’d recently started writing songs with the guys in Slayer again, but things started to go south (of Heaven) and soon after he was touched by Death’s Hand and succumbed to liver failure.

When not writing songs about God Hating Us All, Hanneman was a peaceful gentleman who loved attending and entering his dogs in shows.

It’s another sad reminder that guys in metal bands are just normal dudes that like hanging out in hot tubs and attending dog shows. All that Raining Blood and Angel of Death stuff is just for show. Disappointing, really.

Now, that old saying, “At Dawn They Sleep” comes to mind and after the Hardening of the Arteries, Hanneman is now just a Skeleton of Society and on a permanent Exile from life itself. The guitarist did put up a Fight Till Death, but in the end, The Final Command was nothing more than a Praise of Death. Now, like all metal gods, Hell Awaits his arrival and Piece by Piece, Hanneman will be shown his final resting place. When the Postmortem becomes available we’ll be forced to let out a Silent Scream and our memories will have to be enough to Cleanse the Soul as we enter the Seasons of the Abyss.

This Fictional Reality is more than any of us bargained for and our New Faith has become a War Zone thanks to the Darkness of Christ. But In the Name of God, hopefully we’ll hear you Screaming From the Sky to let us know you’ve finally found Bitter Peace.

Rest in Power, Jeff Hanneman.

trevorhale: Some of us use mixtapes as a way to tell a girl you...

Wed, 01 May 2013 12:41:41 -0600

trevorhale:

Some of us use mixtapes as a way to tell a girl you like her. Some of us approach pretty much everything we do in life like we’re always making a mixtape.

I do both.

P.S. I wrote this for a contest at work. I don’t actually care if you read it or not, but at least do me a favor and open it in a new tab and just leave it there for a few minutes. Or read it, because it’s pretty fun. And I’m hilarious.

I need a GF so we can recreate this picture and use it for my...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:59:00 -0600

I need a GF so we can recreate this picture and use it for my debit card. ASAP.

Ladies? Get at me. Let’s do this.

I love this place and I don’t care what you say. Shall...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:55:00 -0600

I love this place and I don’t care what you say.

Shall we?

Me on the weekends.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:54:51 -0600

Me on the weekends.

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:53:58 -0600

Me.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:53:46 -0600

Me.

Well hello miss.

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 23:50:58 -0600

Well hello miss.