I do both.
P.S. I wrote this for a contest at work. I don’t actually care if you read it or not, but at least do me a favor and open it in a new tab and just leave it there for a few minutes. Or read it, because it’s pretty fun. And I’m hilarious.
I like to pretend that I'm far more important than I actually am.
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May 1, 2013
April 30, 2013
I need a GF so we can recreate this picture and use it for my debit card. ASAP.
Ladies? Get at me. Let’s do this.
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April 30, 2013
April 30, 2013
April 30, 2013
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April 30, 2013
April 30, 2013
April 30, 2013
The picture is from the episode where Bart tries to jump Springfield Gorge, but the caption is from the episode where Homer skips church.
I don’t know which I hate more here: the fact that I know this, the fact that it bothered me enough to write about it or the Internet in general.
Fuck.
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April 25, 2013
April 24, 2013
I do both.
P.S. I wrote this for a contest at work. I don’t actually care if you read it or not, but at least do me a favor and open it in a new tab and just leave it there for a few minutes. Or read it, because it’s pretty fun. And I’m hilarious.
April 23, 2013
Everyone else is talking about it. Figured it was high time that I did, too.
If you’ve never seen the STAR WARS movies, you can’t start now. It’s too late.
April 15, 2013
April 10, 2013
“Leo the lion, Shere Khan the tiger and Baloo the bear were found together as cubs during a police raid of a drug baron’s home in Atlanta. When the young trio moved to Noah’s Ark rescue center in Locust Grove, Ga., zookeepers decided to keep them together, and they all still live and play in their very own habitat. Visitors can watch the 1,000-pound bear, 350-pound lion and 350-pound tiger cuddle, lounge and wrestle together, and zoo Co-Founder Jama Hedgecoth says the animals are oblivious to the fact that they aren’t natural companions.”
The moral of this story is obviously that drug barons preach acceptance no matter who you are. Touching, really.
April 7, 2013
This movie was released 20 years ago, today. It’s my childhood in movie form.
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March 31, 2013
According to author William Goldman, when he was first trying to get the movie made in the 1970s, a then-unknown Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted to play Fezzik, and he was strongly being considered because Goldman could never get his first choice, André the Giant, to read for the role.
The Princess Bride (1987)
